It seems like scientists at the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency (JAXA) pretty much designed the complete opposite of that, and we want one for our very own.
You can check out Int-Ball’s debut camerawork in the following YouTube clip, which is backed by possibly the most twee music ever used in an official video released by a space agency (although it’s strangely fitting too, given Int-Ball’s cutesy, somewhat Kirby-like proportions): According to JAXA, Int-Ball can move autonomously in space, and can also be remotely controlled by flight controllers and researchers on the ground, who can relay its footage in real-time back to astronauts on the ISS for review and follow-up.
Along the surface of the sphere, 12 fans are positioned to enable Int-Ball to move around, while a number of ‘3D Target Markers’ placed on the ISS’s internal walls help the drone to orientate itself so it can navigate from place to place.
In the future it’s conceivable that little autonomous drones like this could perform other kinds of jobs both inside and outside the ISS, helping astronauts by fetching or operating equipment, checking on supplies, or conducting repairs and maintenance on the station itself.
In the meantime, Int-Ball will have to stick to playing camera operator while JAXA figures out just what this technology is capable of, but we doubt very much that the ISS human crew mind having their tiny new pal around the joint.