"We were told to go get a hotel room, which we did," the actor said with a few laughs.
"We eventually found our way upstairs looking at imaginary furniture and we were in the imaginary bedroom now and we are realistically having sex when the police walked in," he recalled.
"We had to break into the place to get in so the next thing I see is a flashlight and Goldie and I are like, 'What?' It was bizarre and weird." The two recently hit the red carpet for the "Guardians of Galaxy 2" premiere, which Russell stars in.
They looked totally in love and Goldie even made some sweet comments about her man: "I'm always proud of him, and I'm proud of him with this [film], but I haven't seen the movie yet!" she admitted.
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