I am not." "So, you know how in gymnastics when you do a one-handed cartwheel and you have to spread the weight evenly between all your fingers?
I was a foot away from the door and I fell into the door and it did something to my finger, I knew something was wrong." Take a Tour of Ellen DeGeneres' $45 Million Santa Barbara Villa "My first thought was, 'No big deal; Obama Care will cover this.' So, Portia drove me to the hospital—to the emergency room—and when I got there, of course, the receptionist had so many things for me to sign: a picture for her nephew, a T-shirt for her," DeGeneres joked.
Before they did it, I was in incredible pain and Tammy said, 'Do you want a shot?' And I said, 'No, I had two glasses of wine—that's what got me into this mess in the first place, Tammy.' She meant a shot to numb my finger.
I invented three new ones, actually." "It was a hard weekend for me, but I put on a brave face and I made it through.
"When I was leaving, I went through the emergency room and tons of people—the people who were conscious, anyway—were looking at me.