When I see an old high school acquaintance at Kroger, and they say "Hey" and then wait for me to engage a conversation..

When I see an old high school acquaintance at Kroger, and they say "Hey" and then wait for me to engage a conversation..

You had one job Kroger...

You had one job Kroger...

Kroger paid for an unfinished sign.

Kroger paid for an unfinished sign.

Unadvertised sale on poptarts at Kroger.  HURRY!

Unadvertised sale on poptarts at Kroger.  HURRY!

While cutting out Kroger signs at work, I found that those who speak Spanish can only read italicized words.

While cutting out Kroger signs at work, I found that those who speak Spanish can only read italicized words.

The guy in this ad at my Kroger looks like a 90's Justin Timberlake.

The guy in this ad at my Kroger looks like a 90's Justin Timberlake.

Bravo Kroger ... Hope to see you at DragonCon!!

Bravo Kroger ... Hope to see you at DragonCon!!

Sooo Yoda works for Kroger now?

Sooo Yoda works for Kroger now?

Kroger Cheap Gas

Kroger Cheap Gas

Indiana Jones (theme song) in my head

Indiana Jones (theme song) in my head

Dan Akroyd, Indiana Jones

Dan Akroyd, Indiana Jones

Indiana Bones... slow motion for me

Indiana Bones... slow motion for me

Indiana Jones and the Surprise Butt Sex

Indiana Jones and the Surprise Butt Sex