In waiting rooms, meetings, church -- you name it.  

In waiting rooms, meetings, church -- you name it.  

I don't always exercise ...

I don't always exercise ...

There's a few other words in this category like, like maintenance. 

There's a few other words in this category like, like maintenance. 

Trying to assemble all of those tiny pieces into a wipeable clump is a nightmare. 

Trying to assemble all of those tiny pieces into a wipeable clump is a nightmare. 

Every fkin time

Every fkin time

plus 2 on my nipples 

plus 2 on my nipples 

(ง •̀_•́)ง

(ง •̀_•́)ง

Just Call Me Le Chiffre

Just Call Me Le Chiffre

BEER ME!

BEER ME!

Time to do something...

Time to do something...

Best feeling in the world, second only to peeing or possibly, to sex.

Best feeling in the world, second only to peeing or possibly, to sex.

I'm not married, so...

I'm not married, so...

Jumping on this bandwagon while I still can

Jumping on this bandwagon while I still can

Law school.

Law school.

unexpected journey 

unexpected journey